[HomeWork]Informal Letter for Bobi

出乎意料地拿了三个9,27分。(满分30)=A=真的是惊。
而且Sammy还要让人拿下去影印60份=A=(E:Suki...Help! S:(拍肩)你出名了。)
啊啊……Sammy你不可以不顾我的生命安全啊TwT
希望Bobi不要看……希望Bobi不要看……
不过这次真的是吐他的槽吐得很爽快的说。我在学校还没能这么爽的吐过一个人的槽。
啊……Bobi同学不要在我旁边晃来晃去啊!

TwT而且刚才同学拿着一叠影印稿进来的时候还要说“写给Bobi的”“给Bobi的情书哦~”“给Bobi的Love Letter啊~(居然还要这样补充一句Suki你太不给面子了!)”。你们到底从哪里看出这封吐槽物是“情书”……
我是不是该在学校里开个摊子专门代写情书……?
还有说“那你嫁给我吧”的死Bobi给我弹开!退散!

总之以下点连接是吐槽物完整版。
不要来鄙视我的英语……
Oct.25th,2007

Dear Poor Bobi,
I’m now writing to you to tell you about my fantastic and fascinating holiday. As you know, I won first prize in a recent competition in the nature of things, and so I got to spend a week in any city I wanted. Of course I chose Cambridge in England because that is my dreamy place to go for living and studying. Let me tell you all about my trip in this paradisicl. And I pity you so much that you haven’t any chances to go to such a wonderful city. POOR Bobi, your life is always full of ADVERSITY.

Although I had a serious travel sick on the way to British by aero plane, as soon as I went out the depressing airport, the fresh air that I have never breathed in China gave me a new life. British is so wonderful. Even from that moment I didn’t want to go back to the bloody aero plane for return trip any more. The sunshine was bright and warm—even a little hot, after all it was summer in July. When I reached Cambridge it was evening. The sky in evening was mixed with light purple and bright light orange, the town under the sky looked like quiet and sedate. At that moment I believed I reached the heaven. If it is possible I really want to show you my first impression of Cambridge in my memory. Perhaps I will attach my photos next time, but now let me go on introducing Cambridge to you.

Let me tell you what is the most quintessential in Cambridge. Of course , without any doubt, it is the beautiful sky. You may think I’m a foolish guy, but actually you’re the stupid dog without any art-justiced talent. If you are a little lucky dog you can enjoy beautiful sunny in July and the air is extremely clear and fresh so that you can see the florid sky in the morning and evening. Although it was cool in the early moring(Even it was COLD in rainy or cloudy),nothing can stop a nature fan going out for a walk in such a quiet and comfortable city. Everything will fade without the beautiful sky—I mean not only the sky in sunny ——and become rubbish because of the disgusting environment. I have to admit that the buildings in Cambridge are extremely refine and classical. For example, King’s College is my favorite building in Cambridge. I don’t understand why a building can be so magnificent. King’s College is very famous for Rosebush War in ancient British. You can see the evident historical trace like it is a book. As one of the academic center of British(Another is Oxford as everybody knows), the dense learning tinge is filled with every corner in Cambridge. However Cambridge is not only inanimate history and academic. There are three fashion fallow shopping centers in Cambridge! You can also see many bicycle rider on the road. There are also many café and restaurant and you can see people settle and enjoy their fallow afternoon. This is a city full of life. HOWEVER, I can tell you that there aren’t any special restaurant in Cambridge. I haven’t any impression with cuisine in Cambridge except the Hot Sausages beside the road of City Center. Although your stomachache wasn’t satisfied, your eyes didn’t thought so. You can see handsome gentlemen and pretty ladies.And most people are polite though the bus drivers are a little crazy when they are driving,but I swear that the car drivers are extraordinary gentle. However, people in Cambridge are very ebullient like boiling water—though some local residents don’t know the routes in Cambridge exactly when you ask them the way to somewhere, at least I mean the most expedite routes, but they are still zealous. The boilung water is extremely hot that even you can’t stand it! It’ isn’t like some RUDE chuffs or many BLOODY drivers in China.

Don’t you think this is the paradise of comfortable life and academic research? I know that your imagination is extraordinary poor so I will include some photos to show to you. And comfort your injured hart which wept because you can’t see the scene in your flesh.

Restrain your grief, Bobi. I’ll tell you more about Cambridge next time. If you decide to go there someday you can ask me to guide you and it is my pleasure.

I’m looking forward to hearing from you.

Yours,
Ether

P.S If you want me to be your ciceroni, first of all, you pay ALL of the charges.




顺便说一句……
刚才Bobi打字的时候发现他用左手和右手三只手指打字。(E:总之我觉得你这样打字又别扭又没效率。)
然后进一步发现……
原来Bobi右手的无名指和小指的指关节以上是没有的……
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Bobi对不起我不是要说你怎么样的这篇东西真的只是joke啊!JOKE!TwT
Bobi对不起……TwT……

(蹲墙角)虽然貌似Bobi还没有看那篇东西……先默默地反省一下……
OTZ……这个三个9分拿得好愧疚……

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